Truth or Dare Couples

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Funny Dares for couples

Dares designed to make your partner reach for their phone.

  1. Do your best impression of your partner ordering food at a restaurant
  2. Walk across the room like a runway model with socks on your hands
  3. Let your partner film you doing an overly dramatic slow-motion sneeze
  4. Speak in a terrible accent of your partner's choosing until your next turn
  5. Wear three items of your partner's clothing at once for five minutes
  6. Invent a jingle advertising your partner as a product and sing it
  7. Let your partner draw a mustache on you with anything washable
  8. Attempt a cartwheel, or a convincing excuse, while your partner records
  9. Act out your morning routine as a robot running low on battery
  10. Balance a spoon on your nose while telling a childhood story
  11. Narrate your partner walking to the kitchen like an excited sports commentator
  12. Dance with no music for thirty seconds like the beat is obvious
  13. Hand your partner a comb and accept whatever hairstyle they create
  14. Recite the alphabet as if it were heartbreaking news on television
  15. Do ten jumping jacks while listing things you love about your partner
  16. Talk like a cartoon villain in a whisper-shout until someone laughs
  17. Let your partner pose you like a statue and photograph the result
  18. Imitate a celebrity your partner names until they guess who it is
  19. Eat your next three bites with your eyes closed and narrate dramatically
  20. Pretend the couch is a boat and warn your partner about the storm
  21. Make up a fake fact about the ceiling and defend it passionately
  22. Put socks on your hands and try to take a clear selfie
  23. Sing your last text message to your partner in an opera voice
  24. Crawl to the nearest door and back while humming a spy theme
  25. Move like whatever animal your partner names for the next two minutes
  26. Argue with a houseplant, or a pillow, about whose turn it is
  27. Deliver a serious weather forecast about the temperature of your partner's hands
  28. Give a dramatic reading of the nearest label or instruction sheet
  29. Try juggling two soft objects while your partner counts every drop
  30. Accept an imaginary award and thank your partner for absolutely nothing
  31. Reenact your first argument as two overly polite game show hosts
  32. Describe your breakfast using only sound effects and hand gestures
  33. Introduce your partner to an imaginary audience as a world-famous inventor
  34. Wear a towel as a cape and announce your superpower loudly
  35. Laugh convincingly at a joke your partner has not told yet
  36. Pretend your phone is a walkie-talkie and report the room conditions
  37. Sing the ingredients of your favorite snack to a familiar tune
  38. Do your worst impression of a news anchor losing composure completely
  39. Mime removing an invisible sweater that is stuck on your head
  40. Explain the rules of a sport you invented thirty seconds ago
  41. Walk in slow motion to the kitchen and back without laughing
  42. Compliment your partner in the voice of a very tired pirate
  43. Read your last three search terms aloud in a courtroom voice
  44. Wear sunglasses indoors and act unreasonably mysterious for five minutes
  45. Perform a dramatic monologue addressed to the refrigerator door
  46. Wear a cushion on your head like a hat and stay dignified
  47. Hop on one foot while reciting your phone number backwards
  48. Convince your partner that a made-up word is real vocabulary
  49. Use only questions to talk to your partner until your next turn
  50. Act out the plot of any movie using only your elbows
  51. Button your shirt completely wrong and act entirely unaware of it
  52. Speak entirely in rhyme for the next two minutes, badly
  53. Growl your grocery list like a monster guarding a cave
  54. Fake a sneeze so convincing your partner says bless you
  55. Pose for three passport photos with increasingly unreasonable expressions
  56. Whisper everything you say until your partner begs you to stop
  57. Impersonate your partner's phone voice when their boss calls
  58. Stack anything soft on your partner and call it a sculpture
  59. Tell a knock-knock joke so bad your partner physically reacts
  60. Applaud yourself for one full minute with genuine emotional commitment
  61. Dress in whatever is nearest and title your fashion look
  62. Pretend to be a tour guide describing your partner's face
  63. Announce every action you take out loud for three minutes
  64. Wiggle across the floor like a worm with somewhere to be
  65. Deliver bad news to your reflection with appropriate gravity
  66. Sing your partner's name in five different musical styles
  67. Argue passionately that cereal is a soup, with evidence
  68. Blow up an imaginary balloon and hand it to your partner ceremonially
  69. Recite a shopping list as if it were wedding vows
  70. Try to lick your elbow while your partner narrates the attempt
  71. Wear a shoe on one hand and gesture with it while talking
  72. Act like the floor is lava until you reach the doorway
  73. Speak your next answer in a dreadful robot voice
  74. Fold yourself into the smallest shape you can manage and hold it
  75. Beatbox for fifteen seconds and let your partner rate the performance
  76. Yawn theatrically until your partner yawns back at you
  77. Interview your partner as a reporter covering a minor local scandal
  78. Do a dramatic hair flip and hold the pose for photos
  79. Describe how to tie shoelaces as if it were dangerously complicated
  80. Make up a national anthem for your household and sing it standing
  81. Sneeze, cough, and yawn in three distinct comedic styles
  82. Pretend to lose a fight with an invisible door
  83. Hold a staring contest but pull a new face every ten seconds
  84. Wrap yourself in a blanket and pretend to be a burrito
  85. Spell your partner's name with your body one letter at a time
  86. Congratulate your partner on an achievement you completely invent
  87. Read a text message aloud in three different emotional registers
  88. Snort-laugh on purpose and then pretend it was accidental
  89. Chase an imaginary fly around the room with total seriousness
  90. Give a motivational speech to your partner about brushing teeth
  91. Pretend to be a very unhelpful customer service representative for ninety seconds
  92. Dance using only your shoulders while your partner keeps a beat
  93. Order an imaginary pizza with the most ridiculous toppings possible
  94. Talk about the weather like it is a thrilling betrayal
  95. Type a message to your partner using only your knuckles
  96. Sit exactly like your partner sits and let them criticize it
  97. Roar your partner's favorite compliment like a sports crowd
  98. Repeat everything your partner says one second later, quietly
  99. Hold an invisible microphone and take questions from nobody
  100. Trip over nothing convincingly and recover with impossible grace