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Funny Truths for couples

Silly confessions that end in laughing instead of arguing.

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What's the dumbest thing you've done to impress me?
Have you ever blamed the dog, the wifi or a coworker for something you did here?
What's the worst gift you ever received and pretended to love?
What's a lie you've told me that was completely pointless?
Have you ever eaten something of mine and said nothing?
What's the most embarrassing thing in your search history this month?
Which of my outfits do you hope quietly disappears?
Have you ever pretended to be asleep to avoid a conversation with me?
What's the worst thing you've ever said in your sleep?
What's a talent you have that's completely useless?
Have you ever practiced an argument with me in the shower?
What's the most ridiculous reason you've ever cried?
What's the strangest thing you've done when you were home alone?
Have you ever texted the wrong person something about me?
What's the worst haircut you've had and did you blame the barber?
What's a childhood habit you still secretly have?
Have you ever faked a phone call to get out of something with my family?
What's the least attractive thing you've caught yourself doing near me?
Which celebrity do you think you look like, and which do you actually look like?
What's the pettiest thing you've held against me?
Have you ever rewatched a show without me after promising you wouldn't?
What's the worst meal you've ever cooked and served with confidence?
What's a trend you fully committed to and now regret?
Have you ever stolen something tiny, like a pen, from work?
What's the most dramatic thing you've done over being hungry?
What's a word you always mispronounce and refuse to fix?
Have you ever lied about liking one of my hobbies?
What's the worst photo of you that still exists?
What's the strangest thing you find genuinely attractive?
If I read your notes app out loud, which note would end us?
Do you talk back to the television when nobody else is home?
Who would you blame first if the kitchen caught fire?
Where is the weirdest place you have fallen asleep in this house?
When did you last argue out loud with a self-checkout machine?
How long do you leave laundry in the machine before rewashing it?
Which snack would you hide from me if supplies ran low?
If our pets could talk, what would they say about you?
Would you eat food off this floor if nobody saw it?
Tell me about the last time you googled your own name?
Did you ever keep a library book on purpose?
Do you rehearse phone calls before you dial them?
Who taught you that terrible dance move, and are they sorry?
Where do you hide things when guests arrive unexpectedly?
When you cook, how many pans do you genuinely need to ruin?
How many days can a mug sit on your desk before washing?
Which of my expressions do you imitate when I leave the room?
If you narrated your own life, what accent would you use?
Would you survive a whole week without complaining about the weather?
Tell me the worst excuse you have ever used to leave a party?
Did you ever lose an argument to a small child?
Do you check yourself in every reflective surface you walk past?
Who would you rescue first in a zombie outbreak, honestly?
Where did you last leave something and blame me for moving it?
When did you last pretend to understand a joke you completely missed?
How badly would you lose a staring contest against me?
Which household appliance do you treat like a personal enemy?
If I recorded your snoring, would you finally accept the evidence?
Would you admit it if you had been using my toothbrush?
Tell me a chore you fake doing better than you actually do?
Did you ever dance alone and catch your own reflection?
Do you keep clothes that have not fitted you for years?
Who would you call at three in the morning for something stupid?
Where is the oldest food item currently living in our fridge?
When you are annoyed with me, what do you mutter under your breath?
How many times have you reheated the same coffee today?
Which snack combination of yours would horrify a normal person?
If you had to give up cheese or the internet, which goes?
Would you tell me immediately if I had something in my teeth?
Tell me about a purchase you hid from me in the car?
Did you ever sing the wrong lyrics loudly for years?
Do you count stairs, tiles or steps without meaning to?
Who is the most ridiculous person you follow online?
Where would you run first in a dramatic movie chase scene?
When did you last take a nap you would be embarrassed to admit?
How would you rank your cooking against a gas station sandwich?
Which of your habits would a roommate charge you extra for?
If our neighbors described us, what nickname would they use?
Would you eat a meal you hated rather than admit it?
Tell me the strangest thing you have ever won or been given?
Did you ever pretend your phone died to avoid replying?
Do you have a secret talent for making genuinely terrible puns?
Who would you trade lives with for one chaotic week?
Where is the most inconvenient place you have ever had hiccups?
When did you last trip and instantly pretend it was deliberate?
How many browser tabs are open on your phone right now?
Which of my relatives tells a story you have heard fifty times?
If you had to wear one outfit forever, how bad would it get?
Would you admit to liking a song everyone here would mock?
Tell me about a stubborn opinion you defend with zero evidence?
Did you ever try a diet that lasted under two days?
Do you argue with instructions instead of reading them properly?
Who would play you badly in a film about our life?
Where do you stand on socks in bed, and defend yourself?
When you cannot find something, how long before you shout for me?
How many nearly identical black shirts do you actually own?
Which of your own jokes do you laugh hardest at?
If a documentary followed you for a day, what scene would be cut?
Would you rather lose your eyebrows or your favorite shoes?
Have you ever blamed a loud noise on the neighbors instead of yourself?
Have you ever laughed so hard you made an inhuman noise?